Tom Cruises into lifelong marital bliss

by Stephen Tall on November 18, 2006

It would be churlish not to congratulate Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on their celebrity-studded wedding in Italy today.

It would be equally remiss not to use the opportunity to give this clip from South Park another richly deserved airing:

I understand the fact that it rained is a good sign – apparently there is an Italian saying, “The wet bride is the fortunate bride.” To which there really is no answer.